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Hi, I like , , (in school for it),
Games/books/languagelearning on other instances probably.

I'm Learning: (int.) y (newbie), , .

I enjoy and ,

I'm really shy, so please be patient. I like posting about weird stuff too, so be on the lookout for that!


See profile for other locations.

When I was out craft shopping last week, I got a bunch of aida cloth and such. I really wanted an apron to embroider on, but they were out. Which is too bad, because I've always wanted to make an apron that says "Kiss Me, I'm Lonely"

I've been working on this for about a week now. I still have the background left. It's my first !

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@jake I'm still angry about ubering starbucks.

I guess if you're going to ruin your camping trip, can't you at least patronize a local cafe?

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Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

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Oh look, a ditto's imperfect transformation into a slakoth! Wait, no, I'm just getting started on embroidering the face.

My favorite feature about android pie: My phone actually tells me how much data I've spent/have left now AND when the cycle ends. I didn't have access to that other than warning messages before because I'm not the primary account holder.

If the phone did it before it was super hidden.

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Who the fuck are these lucky people who get to wait 42 days between periods!?

This book is making me angry!

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Lewder explanation (includes CBT not of the therapy kind) Show more

I'm reading about anatomy for my class.

But fun trivia for you. Do you know what's would be most analogous on the other side to kicking someone in the balls?

Jostling an ovary (probably by banging the cervix).

There's a bunch of Shakespeare I don't know the plot to (I know not every one of them is a winner) because the rule of Shakespeare is you do NOT read it (Yes, 9th grade English, you don't!) You watch it, and I think people perform it occasionally in the city 30 minutes away, but not the obscure ones I don't know the plot of.

Then again, it's not like I wouldn't mind seeing Hamlet...

Real talk though, I seriously resented Romeo and Juliet because I had to read it in 9th grade English and then suffer through it again in theatre instead of doing a superior Shakespeare play.

I know Taming of the Shrew is v problematic, but there are feminist spins on it you can perform.

And the school did MSND when I was in elementary school (if we're working on the premise that Shakespeare is required)

Trying to find the new emojis.

Ones that seem new to me: yarn, my 1st anime olds (hopefully those look better on non samsungs) 👴👵🧓🗿🧶🧵

I wish the ascii shrug that's available on signal was on here. I use that all the time.

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