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Please. My son. He's sick.

*holds out empty coffee mug*

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gonna write a wordpress competitor that's named blobpop :thaenkin:

"What's your family like?"

Well, we're the kind of nerd that "practices ironing."

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Normalise not knowing things.

You don't need to always know things, and you don't need an opinion on everything.

In fact, sometimes it's better to not know things. That means you have the chance to learn something new!

Depending on how you parse this it could be taken as a jab to MLK's day..... it wasn't meant to be tho :-/

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Truth coming out of her well
And she's been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because she wants it all

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❌ nonbinary is a political identity
βœ”οΈ nonbinary genders are as natural a gender as any binary one, but enbies are treated in an inherently politicized way no matter what due to the current status quo not acknowledging our existence

Are federal holidays real if the federal government is closed?

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Mastodon is chumbawumbing -- and many blame the whisky drink, they blame the vodka drink, they blame the lager drink, they blame the cider drink

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*removes bra* okay NOW the weekend has started.

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Nonbinary and trans storm avatars. They're free to use.

#nonbinary #trans #avatars #storm

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dont mind me im just making ur timeline more colorful
#mastoart #digitalart

Update: He went to bed with his new high tops. I'm dead. ❀️

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Princess Leia Organa: No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...

Grand Moth Tarkin: *flutters*

Princess Leia Organa: ...Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

Grand Moth Tarkin: *flutters around the Death Star lights*

Princess Leia Organa: WHAT?

Grand Moth Tarkin: *lands on the superlaser's firing handle*

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Harpy Life

Welcome to Harpy Life. A femme friendly instance for all genders and identities.