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โ„น๏ธ About Me Show more

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Please. My son. He's sick.

*holds out empty coffee mug*

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gender, nonbinary + Show more

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Microsoft Edge contains a hidden whitelist that lets Facebook always run Flash, even bypassing click2play policy:

zdnet.com/article/microsoft-ed

bigots Show more

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LawsOfNatureCosmetics.com provides Women of Color with safer, non-toxic high-quality beauty options. All their products are 100% vegan and made with botanical ingredients. #ShopBlackOwned #BlackHistoryMonth

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Hello, I added some new designs to my threadless store, hope you like them! ๐ŸŽธโœจโ˜„๏ธ timecowboy.threadless.com/

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"You should smile more."
"Very well. I will expose my mouth bones for your pleasure."
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i heard there was a secret discord
that david hosted, and it pleased the lord

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โ€‹ // | o o | \\
โ€‹ // '---| |--' \\
โ€‹// o------+--+------o \\
โ€‹\\ o-----+--+----o //
โ€‹ \\ .--| |--. //
โ€‹ \\ | o o | //
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non monospace fonts are the devil's work i tell ya hwat

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Instant coffee was invented by someone who had never before witnessed brewed coffee and whom decided they hate it anyway.
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I'm gay and tired. Boost this if you're gay and tired

US, Virginia Politics Show more

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The gender binary is meaningless for robots. WALLโ€ขE contains a non-binary love story. ๐Ÿค–

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For some reason Iโ€™m thinking about McNugget Buddies this morning

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Caught a ghost trying to plug AV cables into the back of the flat screen with no success again.

Don't know where it found that VHS player either, but there's nowhere around here to show someone a cursed video tape, like... at ALL.

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