Them: I don't want chemicals in my body.
Me: Oh I have bad news for you.
Please pay attention in science class, y'all.
@c0debabe Well, they could make sure that they didn't have any chemicals in their body. But then their body wouldn't matter.
@c0debabe so much of my job as a science teacher is dealing with this stuff - today I had a student refuse to believe me that they were made of meat :p
@c0debabe I sometimes fantasize about enforcing not eating chemicals on people who say things like this until they recant.
@c0debabe "Ok, first : stop water and water-based products."
@c0debabe we need to fight the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide. We should not let big polluters water down this issue!
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