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Them: I don't want chemicals in my body.
Me: Oh I have bad news for you.
Please pay attention in science class, y'all.
@c0debabe good thing science class is one of the few classes im actually able to pay attention in lol
@c0debabe so much of my job as a science teacher is dealing with this stuff - today I had a student refuse to believe me that they were made of meat :p
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Reminds me of my favorite short sci fi: http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html
@mikeburns @Jae Yesss, I've read this. It's so good.
@c0debabe I sometimes fantasize about enforcing not eating chemicals on people who say things like this until they recant.
@c0debabe "Ok, first : stop water and water-based products."
@c0debabe we need to fight the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide. We should not let big polluters water down this issue!
There were plenty of ways to be poisoned before the industrial revolution so. 🤷🏽♀️