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I got this $3 gardening belt from Target today. It's exactly what I need. For parent stuff, not just plants. Now no matter what I'm wearing I can carry my phone and small tools around the house. Aprons provide better spill protection but I need carrying capacity more. #parenting
My child keeps addressing me as Master Splinter. #parenting
There is a high speed stroller chase in my house. #parenting
My daughter calls suction cups "squishy pops" and it makes me so happy every time. #Parenting
There is no one more distraught than my 3yo when they cannot find one of their robot toys. #parenting
Good news. 3 minutes until bed time.
Sigh. Feelings are hard for adults. Nevermind small ones. Just spent 15 minutes coaching the 6yo through some frustration. #parenting
Me: Where are my glasses?
My 3yo: Ha-Ha
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Awkward, weird, nerdy, short, plus-size, queer.
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