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The only thing left this week business wise is legally changing my name on my license, passport, and SS card.

me: *walks past cage*

Beep: *makes lovey sounds*

what a ham

customer service policies 

lewd alignment graph 

Designing for yourself is the real challenge isn't it?

food 

Height is discourse. I have good news. Most of you are taller than me. You are probably tall. Don't worry.

Signed,
Harpy, secretary of the Smols Society

parenting 

food 

violence 

capitalism, whining, Apple 

eye contact, parrot 

I have a date next Friday. That means I need nice shoes doesn't it. All my shoes are dorky and super casual.

USA toot 

Fuck your driveway fireworks and firecrackers

Fuck America's shitty traditions

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Harpy Life

Welcome to Harpy Life. A femme friendly instance for all genders and identities.