Bad hair AI Show more

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I'm curious, and probably well overdue for a strong roasting.

Poppyseed Looks Like A Fat Lesbian, for the record.

That "Your stripper name is your favourite salad dressing and the thing about you that most disappoints your parents" works a lot better as the title of the Young Adult novel about your life.

Sabrina/Riverdale shitpost Show more

Wait, there's a solstice/Krampus/Yuletide Sabrina special? Guess I'm making hot chocolate and junking out in front of the TV tonight.

Guess who just got ID'd at the liquor store, and was denied service because she's waiting for her photo ID to come in the mail? Show more

Today in Gays Who Can't Drive News: I inadvertently let my license expire, so I'm spending the morning trapped at the ICBC so I can have valid photo ID again. Wish me luck on the learner's knowledge test. Jk, I've taken it a bunch of times already, the only thing I have to worry about failing is the eye test.

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Downloaded Scribblenauts Unlimited for my phone, and it's a lot pickier trying to play with a finger instead of a controller or stylus. I need to dig one up, because I've kind of missed this game.

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I think all of you need this photo of Ertha Kitt cuddling kittens right now.

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Erin Bee boosted

olds.town? Surely that's for people older than me? Like 40 and older?
*checks*
30+? 30?! Old? They are like tiny babies.

You crush a can of Monster drink
Then take a piss right in the sink
I don't know why she sleeps with you, Brolene

The only reason I ever read my horoscope is because the standard "Gemini: everybody hates you, you confusing walking ADHD shitpost" happens to be very relatable

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