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Since @c0debabe is closing harpy.life in August, I'm making the move over to my own instance. I'll be @erinbee @ gorgon.city if you'd like to follow me there.

Thank you so much for hosting me here, Alice :blacker_heart_outline:

Since @c0debabe is closing harpy.life in August, I'm making the move over to my own instance. I'll be @erinbee @ gorgon.city if you'd like to follow me there.

Thank you so much for hosting me here, Alice :blacker_heart_outline:

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Hoping for a storm tonight - there's enough wind to rustle leaves and sway the top of the floppy tree outside my window, and the sky is catching light in a way that the clouds can best be called bright dark grey.

Food, Dolly Parton shitposting 

Selfie - summertime 

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If cloaks are ever going to come back into fashion we have to make it happen. We all need to start wearing cloaks. Be the change you want to see

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This is a reminder and some self-promotion that I have released 3 albums of my own #music (all written and composed by me), which you can find here: mascha.bandcamp.com/

The latest album is the best one, of course 😉
My mom calls it "pretty avant-garde", I call it "experimental pop". Whatever it is, it comes from my heart. 💖

Don't mind me, just having a little cry over how gentle Tom Hanks is as Mr. Rogers.

Cocktail hour 

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My new bot, @SecretlyPublicDomain, highlights pre-1964 books that entered the public domain because their copyright wasn't renewed.

Until May, it wasn't possible to find these books on a large scale. Now it is: crummy.com/2019/07/22/0

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Your beauty is beyond compare
I look upon it and despair
With marble legs and eyes of emerald green

Your sneer is like a cold command
Your voice is soft like desert sand
And I cannot compete with you, Jolene

Hamnet Shakespeare doesn't bear much resemblance to his father, but he sure does look like Anne Hathaway

Space travel, sex, Puritanical values, lewd, flippant 

Space travel, sex, food, advertising 

The closest thing to an astronaut cologne I can think of is Buzz Aldrin in the ad campaigns for Axe Apollo, which is a smell that would overwhelm the vacuum of space, so there's that if you want to smell of the endorsement of someone who has been on the moon. Now I'm curious about what Buzz Aldrin himself smells like – he looks like he uses aftershave, and there are worse things to smell like than someone who punches moon landing deniers.

I just read a review of a perfume that smells like spent gunpowder (context: perfumes that evoke the moon, that's how an Apollo 17 astronaut described the scent of moon dust; the rest of the article is about the idea of the moon) and I'm surprised nobody like BPAL or Demeter has made a smoky metallic moon cologne. Or some eccentric celebrity hasn't polled the remaining Apollo astronauts to help them recreate the scent of the moon.

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Wait, wait: Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote a musical that's basically a failed Thomas The Tank Engine cartoon pitch spun out into a horny "It was all a dream!" rock opera, on rollerskates? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starli

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