Bad hair AI Show more
...and one of the ways to tell an AI generated facial portrait is that the hair looks more like brush strokes, and I'm getting there with unnatural colour and treating it poorly. CV Dazzle but to look computer generated.
Bad hair selfie Show more
The colour looks so good, but my hair is thrashed from going swimming tonight and just letting it air dry with pool chemicals in it. Worth it to not wear a swim cap, though.
Sabrina/Riverdale shitpost Show more
Gryla looks like if Alice Cooper had stuck with the Serpents and spent 20 years putting out cigarettes in FP Jones's face.
Guess who just got ID'd at the liquor store, and was denied service because she's waiting for her photo ID to come in the mail? Show more
"We have to ID anyone who looks under 30. Sorry."
Don't play that false flattery of women game with me. I haven't looked under 30 in years. Let me be old and take my whiskey and triple sec home.
Today in Gays Who Can't Drive News: I inadvertently let my license expire, so I'm spending the morning trapped at the ICBC so I can have valid photo ID again. Wish me luck on the learner's knowledge test. Jk, I've taken it a bunch of times already, the only thing I have to worry about failing is the eye test.
Surgery Show more
I'm trying to make myself feel confident about going in for surgery next week, and even being over the top about it (It's going to be quick and safe! And cool! They're going to use cameras! Electrocautery! LASERS???) but I am nervous about anesthesia because I hate coming around and feeling immobile, deeply lonely, and terrified. Just have to push it out of mind and remember that it doesn't last as long as it feels when it does happen.
All I want for Christmas is a Little Dark Lord
I'M A TIME TRAVELER AND I NEED TO BE VENERATED.
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