Hello and welcome, newbies!
If you look at the toot I'm replying to with this one you can see my introduction in video form but if you (understandably) don't want to see, here's a summary.
- angry 24/7
- mentally ill
- live-tooting terrible erotic novels
- boosting the shit out of your beautiful faces
- dolphins (fuck those guys)
- sea lions (both the animals and the dudes sliding into my notifications)
It's the first #LOTRrewatch day!
if you are leaving mastodon dot social that is a valid choice, and you should feel proud at your choice to branch out in search of a community that better suits your needs and interests. You also shouldn't feel any shame about bugging your mofos multiple times as you hop between alts and get settled in. This is a natural and important step for you in the fediverse
i am still laughing at you though
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Fun fact: You can make any boardgame sexy if you play it naked.
Alright Folks, it's time for another Masto-Sourced Playlist, It's The One About The Holidays!
I lost track of how many people submitted songs, but there's just over 30 *mostly* Non-Trad holiday songs, covering a wide range of... emotions?
(Also, someone submitted a 20 minute Miles Davis song, but I took it out because it came on when I was in the shower and unable to skip. That's playlist terrorism.)
i'm really close to filtering the word "nsfw" because it is an absolutely useless warning that tells you nothing about the actual content
istg I'm sick of seeing un-CW'd and improperly CW'd porn on public timelines
does it have nudity? say "nudity" in the CW without gendering the person's body
does it have genitals? say genitals in the CW without gendering body parts
is it a dick pic? say dick pic.
is it porn? say porn ffs
"nsfw" is the literal most useless warning
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Almost passed out on my walk because that's a normal shark week symptom for me, yay
Worth it, though.
I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Don't follow if you're under 18.
Welcome to Harpy Life. A femme friendly instance for all genders and identities.