Reminder that I don't see new followers because I don't care about the numbers and I don't follow back just because. Interact with me, then I'll follow.
I'M AN AUNT!
'tis I, the 736th incarnation of Julia.
Stop complaining about me changing accounts so much, no one is making you follow me.
Okay, got that out of the way, now another #introduction
- angry 24/7
- mentally ill
- live-tooting terrible erotic novels
- boosting the shit out of your beautiful faces
- dolphins (fuck those guys)
- sea lions (both the animals and the dudes sliding into my notifications)
- people using that -> ^^
Me, three hours ago: I'm going to sleep at a reasonable hour.
Me now: CLICK CLICK CLACK, DICKING AROUND ON MASTODON
It's way too late for me to be awake but I'm also not tired...
I should sleep, though, so good night, friends. And foes!
a handy guide to individual action Show more
🙅 simply buy product b instead of product a...
🙅 if a lot of people just invested in company y...
🙅 if everybody just did this one micro-optimization x...
👍 buy less stuff
👍 avoid products of certain kinds (e.g. meat, animal products, exotic woods)
👍 replace product a with DIY solution q
👍 repair and repurpose old things
💖 encouraging and empowering others to join you doing those things
organize with others to overthrow capitalism
The BT ordered some fun stuff today and I'm very excited about it.
Maxima Clam (Tridacna maxima)
❕ Reproduction is stimulated by the lunar cycle, the time of day, and the presence of other eggs and sperm in the water. Hermaphroditic clams release their sperm first followed later by their eggs, thereby avoiding self-fertilisation.
LB: Well, that's convenient. That means my hair color is fresh again.
Congratulations, you now are your profile image.
Sorry I don't make the rules. Everyone on fedi looks like their profile image now
The first day of the week is Monday, you American weirdos!
Berlin, Suche nach Psychiater_in, please boost, #twx Show more
NOTFALL! BITTE RT!
Ich suche dringend (ab sofort!) eine Psychiater_in oder andere Ärzt_in in Berlin, die mich krankschreibt und mir meine Antidepressiva weiter verschreibt.
Ich bin beim Jobcenter und nichtmal ansatzweise in der Lage, arbeiten zu gehen.
I think that if someone politely asks you a sincere question, you should give a straight answer, not make fun of them or otherwise make their ignorance the basis of a joke.
Turns out keeping someone awake until 4am also means they won't wake up at the usual 5/6am.
Okay, there are over a hundred posts queued for the twelve bots. I'm not going to edit all of them but new posts I queue will be CW'd. Maybe on a motivated day I'll edit the already queued ones but... meh.
Does anyone know of a Snapchat alternative (= app where you can send stuff that is gone "forever" after viewing) that lets you send videos that are over a minute long?
I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Windows user since 1997
Not-about-Linux-carer since 1992
Done with humanity since 1987
Welcome to Harpy Life. A femme friendly instance for all genders and identities.