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The bots have new schedules btw.

Mon, Wed, Fri
@beardbot
@AndAllTheRest
@batbot
@cephalobot
@creepycrawlies
@flamingo

Tue, Thu, Sat
@Breadbot
@Bearbot
@birb
@fishies
@FrogsNShit
@parrot

And Sunday is a rest day just like the Lord intended!*

*there's an uneven number of days in a week, soooo...

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Love bats, beards, bread, bears, insects, birds, flamingos, parrots, cute animals, reptiles, fish, amphibians, cephalopods and/or animals that don't fit any of these other categories? Man, have I good news for you!
πŸ¦‡ @batbot
πŸ§” @beardbot
🐻 @Bearbot
🍞 @Breadbot
🐞 @creepycrawlies
🐦 @birb
:flamingo: @flamingo
πŸ¦‰* @parrot
πŸ€ @CuteCritters
🐟 @fishies
🐸 @FrogsNShit
πŸ™ @cephalobot
πŸ¦’ @AndAllTheRest

*the emoji struggle is real

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'tis I, the 736th incarnation of Julia.
Stop complaining about me changing accounts so much, no one is making you follow me.
Okay, got that out of the way, now another
I am:
- 31
- angry 24/7
- boring
- mentally ill :fingerguns:
I like:
-
- beards
- live-tooting terrible erotic novels
- boosting the shit out of your beautiful faces
I dislike:
- dolphins (fuck those guys)
- sea lions (both the animals and the dudes sliding into my notifications)
- people using that -> ^^

Trying to figure out who someone is after a name AND avi change

moon shenanigans (fun games taking pictures with the moon)
(descriptions on images)

the balancing one is inspired by you @RussSharek :)

The bots have new schedules btw.

Mon, Wed, Fri
@beardbot
@AndAllTheRest
@batbot
@cephalobot
@creepycrawlies
@flamingo

Tue, Thu, Sat
@Breadbot
@Bearbot
@birb
@fishies
@FrogsNShit
@parrot

And Sunday is a rest day just like the Lord intended!*

*there's an uneven number of days in a week, soooo...

There's going to be a little hiccup with the bots today (six will post within the next 20min) but that should be resolved starting tomorrow.

What happened in my childhood that made me the way I am?
Why do I show my affection via insults?
And why do people who do the same flock to me so that "I hate you" becomes the nicest thing anyone could say?
It's weird and now I don't know how to handle and deal with actually nice things. Those feel weird and take me off guard.

Everything is terrible in the world except goats. So here’s six goat butts all in a line.

Suicide (mention that it exists, linguistic complaint, nothing to be worried about) Show more

I've been doing this for about an hour and I finished five leaves. But hey, at least I'm kind of relaxed which is the point?

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