Hello and welcome, newbies!
If you look at the toot I'm replying to with this one you can see my introduction in video form but if you (understandably) don't want to see, here's a summary.
- angry 24/7
- mentally ill
- live-tooting terrible erotic novels
- boosting the shit out of your beautiful faces
- dolphins (fuck those guys)
- sea lions (both the animals and the dudes sliding into my notifications)
Okay, last time I do a reminder: new main is @Juju and this account will die in August.
Irregular reminder that I'm now @Juju.
In case you were wondering why I've been so quiet the last few days:
I moved to @Juju as I've said a gazillion times before 😆
Eurovision is over so you can now safely follow me on @Juju.
If you're thinking of following me over to @Juju, may I suggest to do that after Eurovision? 😁
food, teh menz
Why are men? Number 93774
Why is sweet food "for girls"?
I've been watching Masterchef Australia for years and everytime they have to bake the (straight) men go out of their way to say how much they hate it and that they just want to cook meat all day.
In this season there's one (straight) guy who loves to bake and who is getting ridiculed on the reg by his dudebro friends. They love eating his stuff but HAHA a MAN who BAKES.
It's weird, y'all.
I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Don't follow if you're under 18.
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