Good morning, you weirdos. Americans, it's time to sleep!
@julia you can't tell me what to do!
I've become the German mom here yesterday so I can! Go to bed!
@julia but i'm listening to the new album by jeff goldblum!
Okay, fine, you can stay up. That's important.
@julia Very good morning Julia
Good morning! Have a great day.
@julia You too
@julia Like most things, I'll assume this means Canadians too.
All right, night then!
Of course. I meant North and South America. You're all in the same time zones.
@julia it sorta is, have to be up in 8 hours.
@julia Sorry, west coast is the best coast and there's still time to stay up here.
@erinbee Hmmm, I don't know. It's after 11, right?
@julia Yeah, but I'm a grown up
@erinbee Me too and I basically fall asleep on the spot at 9 because I'm 80 at heart.
@julia I'm 80 in the streets, eternally sleepless in the sheets
@erinbee Okay, fair. Then carry on, it was more of a reminder so people will look at the time and think "Oh it's already x o'clock, maybe I should?"
@julia Continue with your public service, ma'am (Sorry, it's the closest emojo to a salute)
@erinbee I got dabbed at. I don't know how to react to that, Erin!
@julia My work here is done!
@julia please do not try to make choices for me. I got REAL MAD earlier so I’m feeling all squirrely. Will you be celebrating Goth Friday with us today?
@Thomas It was more of a reminder than an order. And now I need to know what happened. Will I see it once I catch up on my timeline?
And... maybe? Depends on what that entails.
@julia okay, 1. Thanks, but your reminder goes unheeded, 2. Basically I got into a dumb internet argument (not here, obvs) and I’m still kinda hot, 3. Just... idk, wear black and express ennui
@Thomas That's fine, it was just a suggestion.
Why did you DO that? But okay, I understand. Internet arguments are terrible.
And that's just... me. So yes, I willcelebrate Goth Friday with you.
@julia thank you! I bought a new pair of jeans JUST to continue my celebration of Goth Friday this week.
@Thomas And we're getting a nice OOTD picture later, yes?
@julia what is OOTD? O...something Of The Day?
@Thomas Outfit of the day. You don't follow enough Instagram models, duh!
@julia I tried to become a social media influencer today but I did not go over well
@julia going to sleep now, thanks for the heads up
@healyn You're welcome! Sleep well.
@julia i will neer sleep, you can' t make me
@Mickeyknox36 GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!
@julia make me mOM!
@Mickeyknox36 No. You're a responsible adult, you make your own decisions. I can only remind you and nudge you in the right direction.
@julia I am a real American and I'm just getting started
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